Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides – Film Homepage

(This was published on Total Film’s website as a series of Film Homepages that they asked their subscribers to write for them).

In a nutshell:
Captain Jack Sparrow returns for his fourth adventure on the high seas, this time to find the fountain of youth.

Quotes:
[After being addressed as “Jack Sparrow”]
Jack Sparrow: ‘There should be a “Captain” in there somewhere.’

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Never Let Me Go – Film Homepage

(This was published on Total Film’s website as a series of Film Homepages that they asked their subscribers to write for them).

In a Nutshell:
As three children grow-up, they prepare themselves for the haunting reality that awaits them.

Tagline:
‘Based on ‘The Best Novel Of The Decade” – Time

Quotes:
Kathy: ‘It had never occurred to me that our lives, so closely interwoven, could unravel with such speed. If I’d known, maybe I’d have kept tighter hold of them.’

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I Love You, Man – Film Homepage

(This was published on Total Film’s website as a series of Film Homepages that they asked their subscribers to write for them).

In a Nutshell:
When Peter proposes to his girlfriend, he must go on a series of man-dates to find a best man for the wedding, but will his new BFF force the happy couple apart?

Tagline:
Are you man enough to say it?

Quotes:
Peter: ‘So what do I do? How do I make friends?’
Robbie: ‘If you see a cool looking guy, strike up a conversation and ask him on a man date.’

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500 Days Of Summer – Film Homepage

(This was published on Total Film’s website as a series of Film Homepages that they asked their subscribers to write for them).

In a Nutshell:
A not-so-typical rom-com about a girl who doesn’t believe in love and the guy that falls in love with her.

Tagline:
“This is a story of boy meets girl… But I must warn you, this is not a love story.”

Quotes:
‘Coincidence, that’s all anything ever is, nothing more than coincidence…Tom had finally learnt that there are no miracles, there is no such thing as fate, nothing is meant to be. He knew; he was sure of it now.’

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